In the absence of absurd romance

Ron Waller

No match report from Tuesday night on smbu, I'm afraid. The cross country network of journalists, columnists, polemicists and crackheads, assembled since 1995, failed to produce even one attendee at Adams Park for the League Cup tie with Birmingham City. And I can't say I blame them.

Continue Reading... Comments (2) 15.08.2008. 10:53

Opposition teams of the year 07/08

The title says it all really. Here are the best players we faced last season as picked by our old pal Che

Continue Reading... Comments (0) 22.06.2008. 21:39

Girls Of Summer – An Interview with Keith Bruiser

Read on for an exclusive interview with Wycombe's man of the year, staunch supporter Keith Bruiser.

Continue Reading... Comments (0) 13.06.2008. 11:35

Never mind, you’ll probably never look that pretty again

Ron Waller

We live in uninteresting times. A winded Wycombe Wanderers fanbase posts listlessly on acne ridden Internet messageboards, pretending to care about the latest world famous manager appointed to build yet another collection of over-paid and flatulent play-off ditherers. We are drained.

Continue Reading... Comments (3) 12.06.2008. 07:43

Finance v6.1

We have all read numerous stories and statements over the past half-decade stating how great London Wasps have been to WWFC and how much more financially stable the club has been as a result. Yet with all of this “information” to hand, the club has never divulged exactly how much money this is. The SMBU research department recently went into overdrive and dug out all the financial statements from the club dating back to the first season in the Football League.

Continue Reading... Comments (2) 05.06.2008. 11:18

Traitor Watch

So, we now know that Gary Holt's reaction to the departure of his father, sorry manager, Paul Lambert was to strop one out and say "I'm not going to down tools, that would be unprofessional but whether you want an unhappy Gary Holt about the place is another matter."

This is all very reminiscent of two years ago when another ageing ex-Premier League midfielder, Rob Lee, left the club, commenting that "I play for John Gorman, not Wycombe Wanderers".

So who is the biggest jumped-up traitorous ballbag? SMBU investigates.

Continue Reading... Comments (0) 24.05.2008. 20:05