Message To Stockport County

Message To Stockport County
From Keith Bruiser

Ok lads, this is it, this is the big one. A 46 game build up is like the drip tray on a Norbury whore. It all comes down to two pokes on a Neo Geo, one at our place, one back at yours.

Now it's gonna be hot on Sunday, there'll be a helluva lot of Micky sweatbags and half-bent Methodists knocking around town. We've got aircon but it don't get turned on for northern lads, they need to sweat out the grumbles.

What I’m saying is don’t come down like a herd of citrus ballbags and expect the Wycombe boys to chase you from Totteridge to Tangiers. You know where to find us: the Pig & Rabbi; the South Bank Café and Doug’s unlicensed Wetherspoons on the cement piazza.

It’s our cup final, it’s your cup final, even the referee’s washing his nuts in the sink. Let’s make it a day to remember all over the county, and that’s Bucks not Stockport my northern chums. Love to your mother, she’s a flabby revelation.

09.05.2008. 13:28

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