SMBU Retro - Jixz656

SMBU's enormous stock market flotation continues to send ripples through the business world and you may have noticed the two archive links on the side, a passage into a distant world where Wycombe were largely managed by a man called Lawrie Sanchez and battled each year to stay in “Division Two”.

Here, plucked from the archives from almost five years ago, is some correspondence with a long-lost friend, Jixz656.


Dec 2002 - Wesolych Swiat!

Hey wandrers!! Jixz is bak with chrismas!! Joy and bells to the new bron child! Baby come to saving us from Snachez!!! Bad man he been saying hey you Fuk you to dannen crryie and I heared this and shiuting no you way Sanchez yoy gonna be bummed up bad when true boys screaming no!!!!



Life is being crazy in Krakow!!! My uncle and loyyer men say Hey you Jixz why fuK you hurting men in barns but I say hey not me doing then what!! Officer Hzzxy from pole army says you must come with me jixz we can making yu a man at last praps you want fighting in Irock!!! we can making you enemy of terrors!! I may be dressing with him once but soon no praps next year is it if I growing stronger after dokters say hey yeah maybe now go!!!!!

I am firing with rage at heard news about Snachez and all problems at Admans park!!!! Men from SmbU say hey jixz have you heard someone got a big dinner with Snachez out at Cheltham and Snachez and Beiks have been hunters with fans and Beiks kills them and puts bodys in his bildings!!! Just like in Warsaw scum!!!

We do never talk in Jerzy Dudek now he has letting whole Poland down and my frend Kwzzyh II set fire to a street when Jerzy Dudek face is on television!!!!!!

Anyway Wandrers!! I am wanting to come to English soon to see Wandrers play culchster Skum!! MY friend al the pil says hey you jixz why not come and live in my house in Hadmane and we can eating horsee horsee!!! Now he rans off to Austria and I am crying in my dinner of bone!!

Finally, men at smbu have sent me fans male they got sent on email and I am replies just under here can you see!!!!

Dear Jixz656 I am a keen fan of yours and being a lonely lady living alone in Chesham I would love you to come and stay with me. Perhaps we could get the coach to Bluewater and I could buy you some Levi 501s or some fashion shirts. I am so alone Jixz, will you come and make a tired and cold woman all hot? Yours truly, Henrietta Gull

Hey lady!!! I am loving your male it is kind of you and you know my liking levis but loyyer man say no way!!!! If you leave Krakow they will kill farm and send my cow to boiler!! Perhaps you coming to see me in farm and we can drink beer and sing rebel songs but not louder because man in house near east field has snipper gun he sees crazy snipper man on CNN and he is always shoots men and sometimes ladys!!!!! You sound pretty I want to be you, now!!!!!

Love jixz

07.11.2007. 12:46

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