Can't Get There From Here

oily sailor

Barnet 2 Wycombe Wanderers 1

No-one wanted to have a pop at Jermaine Easter about a lack of commitment because we were the least committed people in the United Kingdom, and until we were actually inside the ground, fifteen pounds lighter, there was every chance we wouldn’t turn up.

Continue Reading... Comments (0) 04.10.2007. 23:36

And there's you, a little black cloud in a dress

Ron Waller

Dagenham & Redbridge 2 Wycombe Wanderers 2

Much has been made of the re-launch of SMBU. Will the site improve? Will the summer signings gel? Will the glory years of the Dwarf Firm and the MIDI files return? Tough questions, from tough men, with tough skin. But fire must be fought with yet more fire, and we didn’t make the trip to Dagenham without first organising an expert summariser for the game.

Continue Reading... Comments (1) 20.08.2007. 23:11

First Day of the Season

by Bob Chagrin


After an evening in some poncey pub where a decent local used to be, spending half the time trying to clamber over the massive arses in there and the rest working through pints of Staropramen I woke up in a horrible sweat and a feeling that the local council were empting the bins in my skull. What the hell do they put in that stuff? I might as well just ask the barman for a lemonade and a couple of digs to the back of the head.

Continue Reading... Comments (1) 13.08.2007. 16:29

Maidenhead Pre-season Gash

There are a few things that are famous about Maidenhead, or Maiden Hythe if you’re a Saxon local: Firstly, it’s the current constituency of Conservative MP and heroine Theresa May; Secondly, and arguably more importantly, it’s the place where Charles I met the children prior to attending his last official function. Who better, then, to report on the impending clash between Wycombe Wanderers and Maidenhead United than SMBU’s own Court Correspondent and Right Wing Columnist, Tory Goon?

Continue Reading... Comments (2) 10.08.2007. 09:48