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Welcome to Stack My Beech Up, a Wycombe website that was formed in summer 2001 as a direct response to a shooting outside the Nationwide Building Society in Radnage.

Since that date SMBU has documented the squalid ride through the English lower divisions, with maniac managers, corrupt directors, vile supporters and legendary hate mobs all playing their own special part in proceedings.



Selected contents:
Farewell to Kevin Betsy

Wycombe's iconic number seven has gone all Jean-Marc and done one to Bristol. Here is a haunting gallery dedicated to his memory.

Inside The Meat Clinic

Tucker Chump is employed on a one-year rolling contract and is due to provide SMBU with content for the coming season. By rights it should appear in this section of the SMBU website.

2006-07 Match Reports

There is now a second match report up on SMBU (that's two more than COTN) with Che's trip up to Hartlepool now nestling on the server. Tuck in and read all about Lawrence.

Fear And Loathing On The Campaign Trail '06

The WWST's recent election attracted a fair amount of interest, with the apparently not-dead Hunter S Thompson agreeing to follow the events exclusively for One-One/SMBU.

SMBU Season Review 2005-06

Like early September in Amersham high street, this season was a disappointing rollercoaster. Remember the highs and lows with SMBU's season review.

One-One Column

Wycombe's premier fanzine/think-tank One-One have finally submitted their long-awaited second column for SMBU. It's a beauty.

2005-06 Shirt competition

Has all the waiting around been worth it? Judge for yourself as the runners and riders are revealed.

Toblerone Politics

Semi-exlusive extracts from oily sailor's forthcoming autobiography Toblerone Politics. Discover the truth behind the horse rumours, the trip to the Falklands and the romance with the secret daughter of a former club director.

2005-06 Preview

Summer comes to a crashing end with the SMBU season preview, the quintessential guide to League Four.

SMBU Editorial

Ivor clapped his hands and the whole thing came tumbling down. SMBU reaction on the day that Tony Adams resigns as Wycombe manager

The Interview
In a recent survey Bill Turnbull beat that nutter in the woodlands with the Basil Brush puppet and the Campari jacket to become officially Wycombe's No. 1 celebrity supporter. We managed to guess his email address and he agreed to do an interview. Top Man.
Season Preview
Serial Killers are great. In fact it’s the one thing this country is good at. From Harold Shipman topping the world league to Fred West's hilarious appearance on ITV’s ‘It shouldn’t happen to a Serial Killer’. We’ve rounded up a few of the finest to give us their thoughts on the forthcoming season.
London Pests
Ever wondered what happened to those car boot sales they used to hold at Adams Park of a Sunday morning? Well, apparently they've been replaced with something that makes even less money for the club but fills the place equally with old unwanted tat. This is their supporter's website.
Behind the scenes of the official website
Some people Everyone thinks the official website is a complete and utter pile of dog shit. They're right of course but we've got this secret footage that shows exactly what's going on.
Euro 2004
SMBU's amateur photographer takes time out from lurking in the bushes at the Rye swimming pool to bring you these exclusive snaps.
Euro 2004 Preview
SMBU's OAP columnist Alf the Chum gives you his rambling verdict on the upcoming festival of football in Portugal
SMBU Season Review - 2003/04
Comprehensive analysis and ranting based on the liquid abortion that was the 2003/04 campaign. WARNING: Contains mild cynicism
Ivor Beeks: Machine of Evil
These are dangerous times for Wycombe fans. SMBU highlight the sickening lies from the board in this vital editorial
EU Expansion Diary Special
Guest diary from Polish thinker Jixz656 inside...
Must be time to get rid of that advent calendar
Never accuse smbu of being behind the times. Oh no. Always ahead of the rest we were the first to recognise that we were relegated... yeah some six months ago. We sent stealth ninjas to break into a local printers and recover the End of Season video. This is what they found.
Cheaterborough 1-1 Wycombe - exclusive match report
SMBU report back from the last game of a diastrous season
Alf the Chum signs exclusive three-year contract with SMBU
Banned outright from Shabbington and misunderstood from Lewknor to the very top of Brill Hill, Alf the Chum has decided to publish his infamous diaries