Like the FSB and Wikipedia, SMBU has informers and contributors around the blessed globe, all chipping in with reports and suchlike when freedom allows them 10 loose seconds. This season the arrogant Wycombe fans' website COTN has refused to compile match reports but this page will take up the slack and fill in the gaps.

We are the sum total of our vowels.

MATCH REPORTS AYE

The One-One mob pile up to Notts County in the Milk Cup

Che makes the long trip up to Hartlepool

Ron Waller goes to Peterborough for a nose around