From One Butcher To Another

Due to a minor ebola outbreak in the Meat Clinic, I have not been to any of Wycombe’s home games (whichever doomed ground they are currently playing at) this season, so Sunday’s TV match with TV Terry Butcher’s Brentford will be the first time the new players make any sort of impression on my eyes.

Continue Reading... Comments (2) 07.09.2007. 20:22

A Rush And A Push And The Land Is Ours

Sickening news spilled from the fans forum on Thursday evening as Steve Hayes ripped the skin from his face and revealed the devil bones beneath. The end of Adams Park and the permanence of Wasps just proved all the naysayers from a few years ago were right about the braying henrys being a permanent stain on the town. Our vindication feels like a kick in the head.

Continue Reading... Comments (0) 24.08.2007. 10:46

Anyone For Failure

A great day in the Meat Clinic today as news emerged that the scourge of the planet, Tim Henman, has finally retired. The Oxfordshire war criminal, a man sexually aroused by seeing tennis balls slam into young girls’ faces, now leaves the sporting arena with no grand slam titles but instead a lorry-load of cash and a sour wife.

Continue Reading... Comments (3) 23.08.2007. 16:43

Freedom Pass

The in vogue response to Wycombe crashing out of the League Cup at Plymouth is "aye, decent, wouldn't want to win a cup game, the league's our cup final, 45 UEFA Cup Finals left, three points at Dagenham, points points points, all we need is mother freakin' points you mother freaker."

Continue Reading... Comments (0) 17.08.2007. 17:29

Come Back To Me

It’s been a tough few months in the Meat Clinic, the rats escaped the display shelf and came back to life, ran up the walls and through our hair like whimpering Bucks rain in July. As the bailiffs arrived in their rattling vans, greedy hands pulling cleavers and axes from the storeroom, the rain turned to tears. It had come to this: THERE WAS NO FUTURE ANYMORE.

Continue Reading... Comments (0) 10.08.2007. 13:10